

So far, your comments have seemed pretty antagonistic, and I don't understand why. We do some semi-serious to really serious artsy or technical or informational discussions, interspersed with a lot of lighthearted things. For the most part, we try not to be confrontational. For the most part, we don't care who's giving it to whom. My suggestion is to relax and have a good time. You may not find it sensible, but we keep waiting for the latest poem to make our day brighter.

And, there's no cooking here, we only eat melons, at least in this post. facing away from the audience.ĪctuallySettle, the point here on this thread is to have fun while pretending to worship a petty despot. Now, my first guest this morning is who is noted. That's Turkmenbashi with a "T", "Clipper" with a "P," and "Razor" with a "Zee" or a "Zed" as our mist-enclouded, tweed wearing friends to the North across the Channel would have it. TMB VO: Look sharp with Sta-Sharp blades, from the sharp men of the company with an edge, Turkmenbashi Clipper and Razor.

Here, simians, have a banana! īut before we get to the show, here's a message from our sponsors, the official barber supply suppliers to the glorious state of Turkmenistan, Turkmenbashi Clipper and Razor LLC. Today's guests include a former Beatle, a world-renowned linguist who bears a striking resemblance to a large, floppy wizard's hat, and a host of digitized monkeys. TMB: Gooooood Morning, monkeys, mooks, and bashi-bazouks and welcome one and all this ayem to yet another edition of the Turkmenbashi Chatshow. Quietly we whisper his name - in the dream there are untold millions of us - and it rises like hymn to better dentistry over the rough and honest melon fields. In the dream, there are new colours, and old colours with better names, and splendid colours that once existed but forgot to become a paint also there are certain figures - a mother, a tiger, and a fleeting movement on the periphery that may be an angel or may be a giant shoe - which in their divine mundanity can signal nothing less than the presence, even here in the dreamworld, of the true father, leader, hero and chatshow host of the chosen people. The origin of the holy day of the 'ashura' is made by tradition the commemoration of the day the Ark came to rest on Mount Judi (Ararat).Just to provide a little added value, the word tufan is entwined with the history of English typhoon.Įxcept in dreams, hatty, except in the dreams of those who (in contemplation of the glorious Ruhnama) have put aside all the concerns of their cruel and false educations, and in the dream stand instead with their backs to the sunset, viewing the majestic glow from the plains and temples of their future people.

The story of how he built the Ark and filled it with two of every species to save the righteous from the Deluge ( tufan) is very popular and has received much embellishment in tradition. In Islam, Noah is considered to be a rasul ("messenger"), although he does not have a revealed book. Anyway, that should have read (now without accents!):įrom Cyril Glasse's Concise Encyclopedia of Islam (far from a neutral reference work - Glasse is a disciple of the loony Rene Guenon, a proponent of "universal religion" - but very useful for things like this): Noah (Ar. What happened to my accents? They looked fine on preview, dammit.
